it's how you see it...

this post might be offensive...
depending how you read it...
and if you have the brains for it...

a friend told me this joke...
let me rephrase that...
a malay friend told me this joke...

she used to be a smart ass girl...
and still is cuz she reads a lot...
but she's in this huge denial state becuz of this joke...

there's this city malay cikgu who was teaching the kids at school.
the students were like half falling asleep
thus suddenly she decided to tell a joke
in the spirit to spike things up a little... (NOT)

children i've something to tell you

in the near future where all the impossible are possible,
there's this man who needed a brain surgery.
thus he went to a shop. a special shop that sells body parts.

the salesman (tsm): how could i help you sir?
man: i need a new brain.
tsm: ic ic. let me show you. this is a brain of a chinese man, it's only rm2000.
man: that's cheap!
tsm: naturally. since it's been overly used. while this brain here belongs to an indian man, only rm8000.
man: oh. why so?
tsm: it's been used but not overly stressed out.
man: ic ic!
tsm: but the treasure of them all is over here. a malay man's brain. it's almost priceless!

from that day onwards my dear friend stop using her brains. she claims. i so don't believe her tho.
WHY?
she wanted a better insurance policy for her family and having an expensive brain for them to sell after she dies (touch wood touch wood, pls live longer then me!!!) seems like a good plan.

if you didn't get the joke. you have my pity... perhaps not... do let me know who you are... i shall hunt you... cuz i might have something priceless in the near future to sell too... hehe.

and btw. happy merdeka day. malaysia... so boleh...