it's how you see it...

this post might be offensive...
depending how you read it...
and if you have the brains for it...

a friend told me this joke...
let me rephrase that...
a malay friend told me this joke...

she used to be a smart ass girl...
and still is cuz she reads a lot...
but she's in this huge denial state becuz of this joke...

there's this city malay cikgu who was teaching the kids at school.
the students were like half falling asleep
thus suddenly she decided to tell a joke
in the spirit to spike things up a little... (NOT)

children i've something to tell you

in the near future where all the impossible are possible,
there's this man who needed a brain surgery.
thus he went to a shop. a special shop that sells body parts.

the salesman (tsm): how could i help you sir?
man: i need a new brain.
tsm: ic ic. let me show you. this is a brain of a chinese man, it's only rm2000.
man: that's cheap!
tsm: naturally. since it's been overly used. while this brain here belongs to an indian man, only rm8000.
man: oh. why so?
tsm: it's been used but not overly stressed out.
man: ic ic!
tsm: but the treasure of them all is over here. a malay man's brain. it's almost priceless!

from that day onwards my dear friend stop using her brains. she claims. i so don't believe her tho.
WHY?
she wanted a better insurance policy for her family and having an expensive brain for them to sell after she dies (touch wood touch wood, pls live longer then me!!!) seems like a good plan.

if you didn't get the joke. you have my pity... perhaps not... do let me know who you are... i shall hunt you... cuz i might have something priceless in the near future to sell too... hehe.

and btw. happy merdeka day. malaysia... so boleh...

some memories

the camp was fine. to it's own extend.
people there were friendly.
had a good fun time.

tho someone there reminded me deeply of someone.
too much to bare.
too much to remember.

i know i have a lot of blessings in life.
i should be content.
i should be happy.

to a certain extend. i am.

but having an empty spot somehow makes it "empty"

i know i am blessed.
i know. i know.

and for all these i am truly grateful.

life is sometimes too damn long.

oh please let those memories slip by.
some momories are meant to be forgotten.
some moments are meant to pass.
some bliss are just bliss not love.

---- side notes----

OMG i must been suffering from amnesia while i was in hk. cuz... this is the second trip there and yet... again... i forgotten to visit madame-tussauds's wax museum... DAMNIT!!!

such irony. things i want to remember i just don't and things i want to forget keeps hunting me day and day. le sighs.

glossy printed papers... that's a YES...

woows...
just got back from michelle's farewell party.
she's going to the states to study.
how the green eye monster kept emerging.

we did a 4 movie marathon.
not by plan. i started it... haha.
no. it wasn't PORN.

3 Iron... about a guy who breaks into and lives in people's home when they are away but don't rob them.
But I'm a Cheerleader... was... weird. about a girl sent to a "straightening camp" HAHA.
Scary Movie 4... LAME... YAWNS.
40 days 40 nights... ah... josh harnett... JOSH...

i'm going camping in the next 8 hours. and i've not packed a thing. good thing the organizers send a memo on what to pack as yours truly would just be a doink in over packing.
(but not to the extend of being a super Taman Tun Dr Ismail girl, i once when camping with them and they brought hair dryers and wore high heels in the jungle... HA HA HA HA... oh and they can actually ask... where do i plug the hair dryer!!! haha)

tho this time around i ain't going to the blackwoods camping thingy... more like a retreat camping... i had no idea what i signed up for... serious... look at the inventory list...

Things to bring:-

Extra, proper attire for wet games... wooo... wet games... [checked]
Torch-light... mmm... i need to find/buy... [not checked]
Slippers (for beach)... which onese should i wear le... [sorta checked]
Own toiletries & towels... ok... massimo dutti towel, adidas shower gel etc... [checked]
Bible, notebook, pen... BIBLE? BIBLE??? oh they mean VOGUE??? i think so... ok... [checked]

seriously... a BIBLE? they got to be kidding me. i don't own one. HAHAHAHA!

oh wells. i hope it will end up being a fun trip. fingers crossed.

... fark. lately nipple ring keeps falling off. have to buy extras now. sheet!

ALL About the FOOD!!!

Warning. If you had not had your meals or a anorexic... do not read this post... it's all about FOOD!
YUM YUMMsss!!!

The first official Meal in HK! TIM SUM!


Food at Tai-O. I kept forgetting to snap the other dishes... only the first got snap... HAHA.


Vietnamese Food...




Doughnuts...


We had Indians... YUMMMMMM!!!


Great stuff!!! YUMMIE! Similar with Kim Gary but better! LOLs.


Rustic HK food!


Hong Kong's Most FAMOUS beef noodle...


Finger Food at Mongkok. Lady said NO PHOTO! But I already SNAP! LOLs.


BEER! Tasteless... KA KA.




Cheapest Noodle I had in HK, HKD18.


In some fancy chinese restaurant...


Tim Kai Congee... I ate froggie.


Dang Good Ogay!








Last dinner in HK at CANTEEN, IFC2.


HK's most FAMOUS egg tart!




HK's most FAMOUS moon cake... BLIEK. I didn't like it. HAHA.


Was like egg tart... HAHA.


Last meal in HK. Popeye's Chicken.


It seems like I had all the famous stuffs already. BUT I couldn't find my put chai kou... SO SAD! Haihz!

I had everyone to THANKS for showing me food. YUMMS! Chee, Flora from Tod's, Alfred, Staffen!!! YUMMIE YUMMIE!!!

I so miss nasi lemak now... haha.

and when we came back again the last call was up...
dang dang dang
at immigration there's a idiotic ass but i think he helped my get thru custome... otherwise my poor porn movies would have all been in some questioning... mmm... not that they can do anything about it. i have a special pass. haha.

the land of islands... and too many shops

oh man. i burst my budget. like double. i blame it on the shopssssss.
hong kong is like japan. too many freaking shops too little sight seeing.
if you go sight seeing you see shops.
(ok so i was only in the shoping districts... but still they could have some mountains & shrine etc!)

that's bad news to a wallet that is on a strict weight gaining program!

tho we never denied ourselves from good food.
and i definitely did not deny myself from any shopping opportunities.

depriving myself from klcc now.
i so need to save for berlin.
dang!

so yea overall hong kong was fun.
i'm trying to get based there now.
chee is also trying to land me with some job.
finger crossed.

dang! connection with my streamyx has some major problem!
thank god, some neighbour's line is up for grab.

SHHHss...

to kind of cut the story short i thought pictures would help... but it sorta made the post even longer and draggy... but i already did it... so... who cares! i'm leaving it as it is... BLIEK!!!

Super Long Picture Post Begins...
(sorry if you have slow-sad-poor internet connection)

the night before there was no taxi...


moi & chee


had to make new keys for the house...


chooseeeee... so pretty...


tang lung shop... NOT. they sell those hell money wan le.


we walk walk walk up and down everyday...


if only Malaysia practice this as well...


cutesssss...


pissing prawns?


i love this prepared fruits stall!!!


Meat Market... where you meet and then BANG! haha.


fancy Vietnamese restaurant...


WORK


WORK...


More WORK stuffssss...


this house reminds me of Japan!


those white stones are GRAVES!!!


Lantau prison...


stinky great stuff! not chow tau fu...




salted fishes...


irina & moi & salted fish


rustic dinner alley...


Hong Kong!






i love the chairs!!!


camwhore time!


wanna buy?


cannot pee le...


HKD2800 facial... how pampered! LOL...


eaton hotel. stayed there when i was 14. that's 10 years ago...


a stupid t-shirt message...


reminded me of a stupid frog...


my poor violated slippers...


MTR also got discount! HAHA!




IT, a fabulous shopping shop le...






i did very very naughty things inside this club... VERY NAUGHTY!


the crowd is just... crazy!


attack of the maids!!!


this was damn weird! an old man being... "touched" in-front of KFC...








how... INTERSTing...


CAMWHORE!!!


my room's view... more buildings...


HK's KLCC...


kaleidoscope effect...


we have a building there... ha ha ha ha...


WOOTS!




sooooo the malas to pack...


bye bye lu...


you hate home when crappy thing is going on in the airport...


mmm... i bought too many porn movies and i can't watch them on this computer! urghs! different region!
URGHS!!!

up next It's all about the FOOD! ;o)
and then who get's what from Hong Kong... HA HA HA.