theory on karma. reincarnation.

i have this weird thought.
about reincarnation.
not that i believe in it, but lets say...

years and years and years before your time. our time.

Ah Beng and Ah Lian was/were a happy couple.
Even tho they love one another sooo DEEPLY.
Death tore them apart.
Well every life has a tragic story~la.

They both swore that they'll love one another forever and ever and ever~~~.
And being chinese,
(thus the name, cuz during that time... names were sh!t, ah chiu, ah ngau, ah kow, ah miu, etc)
Even after death do them apart~la
After how many times you "tau toi~la" (reincarnation).
They'll still love one another deeply, truly, madly.
Just so LOVEly.

Thus Ah Beng died.
Leaving Ah Lian all alone in this horror world.
But she died eventually.
Cuz she was deprived of other men(s).
Sex was just a NO NO.
Le Sighs.
NO you idiot she was just OLD. HAHA.
well i said EVENTUALLY. not SUDDENLY.

After 21 reincarnations... after sooo many failure of finding/getting/having their souls united...
Well since one year Ah Lian was a chicken. Then a dog. Then a cicak. ETC ETC...
While Ah Beng was a car, a worm, a snake, a tree, a fly... etc... you get the point~la...
and SO after 200 years of searching and waiting and hunting and longing...

Ah Beng, finally found Ah Lian. In this current time too!
YAYs!!!
HOORAYS!!!



BUT...









BUT!!!























BUT!!!







Ah Beng has finally found his long lost love/lover. Only she's now... in this life... a HE...
Ah Lian is now known as Ah Seng!
(OH NO!... OPS!)

Jeng Jeng Jeng JENG!
(JAWs still hanging low...)




None-the-less... he still loves her HIM...
AWWWWW~~~~
(farking a HOLE is definately better than tree s3x, car s3x, worm s3x right?)
LOLs.

Do tell me... AND WHY people believe in REINCARNATION, but they cannot except GAY relationship?

HEHEHEHE...

well the karma part was that they were a naughty naughty little couple, had s3x before marriage thus they were punished to be anything else but HUMAN. KEKEKEKEKE...

yalah... what goes around... comes around...

BLIEK!

But hey this is worth a thought ain't it... worth a debate too... HAHAHAHAHA... and well I WIN.
la la lalala la la la la lala... (think and imagine SMURFs tune)