Saturday, 22 March 2008

is this a curse or blessing

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mood: DOZY.

now they say that it's a blessing that you can eat a lot.

that you get to savour all the different kind of flavours.
that some people, especially women,
they would gain weight while breathing. -_-

but has anyone thought or figure what it's like being slender?

people might think that you do not eat.
that you are an anorexic.
or worst a bulimic.

often time,
being slender also means you are SMALL BUILT,
if you go Chili's they'll keep asking for your ID.
that's if you sit at the bar area, or someone is drinking alcohol
club bouncers are your BFFs. they LOVE asking for your ID.
you can feel flattered,
and then flatten when they over do it in ONE NIGHT.

you really need GOOD clothes to look GOOD!
sometimes XS makes you SUPER SLIM THIN.
but i get to buy KIDS CLOTHES!!!

if you go gym, their first statement is where's the muscles?
they don't even bother asking how long have you been doing it, or maybe,
it's to be fit, like to regain cardio?
NO it's just the MUSCLES!!!


how freaking shallow can people be?

PLUS you know how freaking expensive it would be to rare be me?

and i don't mean my the now very deprived luxury shopping adventures,
i mean feeding me!!!
i eat like... breakfast, brunch, lunch, tea, dinner, supper...
i'm like a bottomless pitch. a black hole!!!
i eat fruits like i drink water.

and the worst statement i had from a girl friend during a lunch break was,

cecilia: OMG, body so small but can eat so much!
here i thought she's yet another envious soul

me: yaloh.

cecilia: Such a WASTE!

me: EH!?

cecilia: YA WHAT!

me: what do you mean leh!?

cecilia: if you eat all the ginseng, drumsticks, birds nest, all the PO items, also no use, cuz don't know where all the nutrients go to la! so you say le not a waste meh? isn't it a waste of money!?

me: -_-... they become fece. no wonder you are rather... rounded...
too PO...


so you see, being slender also means i am a total waste of MONEY ah! T_T

as i type this, i'm hungry. and i just had dinner 2 hours ago. -_-

a true malaysia think of food like he thinks of... breathing.
the minute he is having his breakfast, he thinks of what's for lunch.

therefore i am only being... patriotic.

13 comments:

Jason said...

Ah.. so true. End up cannot buy many clothes. Cannot attract gym-goers. T_T

Boy said...

I KNOW. I HATE being so small. :(

I can completely relate to everything you wrote in this post hahaaha

deeperanddeeper said...

yeah man! me too. i still fit better in kid's sizes. i wonder if i'll still continue to wear kids clothes when i'm into my 40s and older.... phuh!

William said...

"Patriotic" and "DanielH" are not two words I would normally expect in a sentence. Hahaha. Anyway, just give it a few more years... then FAT FAT FAT.

Little Prince said...

jason: can buy, just end up PK. hehe.

paperbagboy: KAN! so sad. we are such society victims. T_T

deeperanddeeper: Can upgrade a little la. Change to teenagers clothes. LOLs.

william: i waited 10 year to gain this extra 5kg.
-_- time is not the issue here.

Fitri said...

Hey .. I bought boy Tshirt too .. :-) and I feel good with that. Haha sometimes just grab my youger sister's T when back hometown without a proper packing .. :-) ... isnt it great? ps: but not those blinking and ropol2 T lorr.. hahaha

ikanbilis said...

slender is hot lah! i like slender people.

and your friend is mean, but still i like being XS. and its good because not many places offer size XS so i get to start saving money for luxury!

Janvier said...

Well we do eat, and nowadays we're being force-fed! :s We're putting on weight and a stomach when there shouldn't be! T_T

Why is it considered a waste pulak? Nutrients were absorbed, just that the fat was effeciently utilized unlike other ppl ok.

savante said...

Just far too envious about the endless metabolism bit. Dang.

joshua said...

I am jealous of you. I truly am.

Little Prince said...

fitri: HEYAZ. it's saves a lot of money. LOLS. but frankly i'm sick of wearing kids clothes. i lack of maturity now, not just malnutrition.

ikanbilis: as much as i would like slender to be a compliment, it's also always an enigma to my brain. people will say, i wish i had your frame. and the next second tell you that you are way too THIN for their liking. -_-

janvier: go dance more!!! BJ, BC, BS, all the Bs! waste cuz we don't show result. T_T like you paid rm10 for a movie that's konon-konon very good, high budget etc, but you see no improvement or quality. so bazir duit lo.

savante: pinjam dvd. vcd wayang tu. ^_^

joshua: jealous of being a stick? sticks are no good to huge you know.
... don't you SLEEP!?

ikanbilis said...

my frame? i have only little flesh than you. i hate the fact everywhere i go people will say "owhmegawd you so thin" when i'm not ..

benci kan?

Boy said...

The next time some fucker tells me "OMG YOU SO THIN LIKE PAPER WHEN WIND BLOW YOU WILL FLY AWAY" I swear, I'm going to bash the fucker. I mean it.